Monday, April 16, 2007

I PREDICTED IT IN MY NOVEL-BUT NOBODY READ IT!

The announcer spoke with entense excitement as he made the public announcement heard by millions over the airwaves, "The tallies have been counted and the new president of the United States of America is....Hillary Clinton!!!!" Sara Felding hit her head on the coffee table as her knees simply refused to function without any control from the brain-she fainted big-time. Loyd Burkshire threw a beer bottle straight through the big screen LCD in his living room before realizing the cost of his actions. Jenefer Stenson jumped up and down with tears flying off her cheeks in every direction from total joy.
The pilot's eyes became huge when he realized the plane was going to actually expode into the giant tower, suddenly screaming for Alah to take him into that magic world he had always believed in, but as the plane erupted into a ball of heat much like the surface of the sun, everything kind of turned into a Matrix state for him. A huge black hole opened up inside the building which never stopped going down, and as his mental state told him he should logically be dead, the reality was-that he was sinking into an unpredicted and unexpected afterlife. What happened after that stunned him as he looked at the line of people waiting to approach something so far off he could not distinguish it's nature, only that everyone was being forced to proceed onward.
After signing the document into law, the new president knew that she had done the right thing. She had already faced too much ridicule over the issue, but felt it was what had to be done. It took very little time for the effects of her signature to show results. The law created a requirement for all new cars to be created with two mandatory items installed on them: (1) A governor was required to limit the speed of every vehicle to match posted road speeds-a radar type system presenting signals to the car from the roadside. (2) A detector for alchohol which prevented the engine from cranking. An over-ride button was provided in case someone had to be driven home who had consumed the liquid, however, a type of flood-light turned on warning the authorities someone was driving a vehicle with alchohol detection. The cops didn't have to guess anymore and hundreds of lives were saved in the first month alone. Speeding tickets took a little while because of the installation requirements and phasing out of old vehicles, but speeding tickets took a radical downturn in 6 years.
I wrote about all the above issues in my first novel back in 2003 and I personally believe they all three address very important issues in our modern society, however, only you will read about it-no one else. No agents want to take on the challenge, nor publishers-they all say the issues are too "Subjective". Well, the alternative is to keep killing on the highway, elect lieing sacks of shit that won't ever complete any of their promises, and kamikazi bombers will keep taking their lives-ALONG WITH MANY INNOCENT VICTIMS-if they are allowed to believe their religeon will reward them in the afterlife AND that their families will financially benefit from their actions. Oh well, I wrote it and read it quite often-it's full of interesting conclusions, debatable, possible. Let me know if you want to check it out.

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